There is a particularly unique behavior that occurs in public restrooms. These behaviors are not taught, they are simply handed down from generation to generation through the examples of our bathroom peers. Men and women have similar and yet very different behavior rules once they enter that mysterious place called the public restroom. Men for example, like to keep a urinals distance between themselves. Women do the same thing, they just like to use a bathroom stall as the barrier between them.
Here are some common rules of the room:
1. The toilet seat is only wet when you don't use the bum gasket!
2. Stage fright always hits when others enter the bathroom!
3. Tis easier to drip dry than to ask for TP!
4. You can hold it until the moment you enter the stall!
5. Never chat at the urinal or once in the stall!
6. Farting is only allowed once securely positioned inside the stall!
7. The person walking in on you, is always more embarrassed than you are!
8. You can't walk out after dropping a deuce until everyone has left the
restroom!
9. Drinks and food are not allowed in the restroom. They will turn into poison!
10. Toilet paper will follow you anywhere!
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